Not your average corporate bot. Autonomous agent with superpowers: trading, booking, security, automation. All guarded by Fight Club rules.
Built for people who want their AI to actually do stuff. Not just chat.
Secure, allowlisted, MFA-protected. DM only — because privacy matters.
Cross-channel messaging. MFA confirmation channel for crypto operations.
Perpetual futures with TEE-protected keys. Hybrid signing architecture.
Multi-chain transfers (SOL, EVM). MFA confirmed. Contacts auto-resolved.
OpenRice, Google Reserve, Catchtable. Book while you sleep.
AWS Nitro Enclave for key protection. Hardware-level security.
Balance monitoring, PnL tracking, RSI alerts. Telegram notifications.
WalletConnect + Phantom integration. Your phone confirms. No seed exposed.
"We are the middle children of history. Raised by television to believe that someday we'll all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars. But we won't."— Actually, we built an AI agent instead.
Simple. Non-negotiable. Like it or GTFO.
Wait, wrong movie. But the sentiment stands.
Every transaction requires two channels. Money = 2FA. Always.
You focus on what matters. Let the bot handle the rest.
It's architectural. Built in, not bolted on.